{"product_id":"9780063492639","title":"The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe must-have companion to the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club and viral movement, from Founding Member Melani Sanders (@justbeingmelani). Part survival manual and part rallying cry, this essential handbook is your trusted guide to the hormonal mayhem of perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause. Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the Club!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe. Do. Not. Care.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 am, overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you forget the words you are saying \u003cem\u003eas you are saying them\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit, half-painted big toenails, or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club -- the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club. You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause who are \u003cem\u003eover it\u003c\/em\u003e. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShaving our legs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlucking our chin hair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing the same bra all week.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing bras, period.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing PJs all day. Clothes is clothes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeing on time. Be happy that I showed up -- I don't even want to be here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who think we have a sh*tty attitude. That's on them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you’re hungry. The kitchen isn’t locked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you're cold. Don't even \u003cem\u003ethink \u003c\/em\u003eabout touching that thermostat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMelani Sanders, Founding Member of the WDNC, is here to tell you that it's okay not to care. You're not alone. We’re all in the same boat, just out here trying to survive. This book is your life raft. Let's hold on for dear life -- and get through this together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e*partial and incomplete\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Melani Sanders","offers":[{"title":"Hardback","offer_id":47958880649316,"sku":"9780063492639","price":30.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/0502\/0516\/files\/BNCImageAPI_c014df1f-10a6-4f75-8d30-dfc73149920a.jpg?v=1771980021","url":"https:\/\/larkspurbooks.ca\/products\/9780063492639","provider":"Larkspur Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}